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Was zum fick hesch jetzt grad über d Schwiiz gseit du chlini Schlampä? Ich muess der säge das ich alls Klassebeschte vo de Schwiizer Seeleue abgange bin, und ich ha bi zahlriiche geheime Durchsuechige an de Schwiizer Gränze teilgnoh, und ich ha über 300 bewieseni Tötige. Ich bi trainiert in Gorilla Chriegskunscht, und ich bi de beschti Scharfschütz vo de ganze bewaffnete Schwiizer Armee, Du bisch nüt anderes als e anders Ziil.
Ich wird di vernichte mit ere Prezision wo no nie uf dere Wält gse hesch, merk der was ich gseit ha. Du dänksch du chasch wäg cho wenn de Scheiss über d Schwiiz uf em Internet verzellsch? Dänk nomil noch, Hueresohn.
Wärend mer do rede, kontaktier ich mis geheime Netzwärk vo Schpion vo de ganze Schwiiz, und din IP wird grad nochvervolgt, also besser wenn di uf e Schturm vorbereitisch, du Made.
De Schturm wo das erbärmliche chline Ding wo du läbe nensch vernichted
Du bisch tot, Chind, ich cha überall si, immer, und ich cha di uf siebe hundert wäg umbringe, nur mit mine blosse Händ. Ich bi nid nur usgäbig im waffeloose Kampf usbilded worde, ich ha au Zuegang zum ganze Waffelager vo de Schwiizer See Polizei und ich wirds voll und ganz usnütze um dis truurige arsch vo däm Kontinänt wäg z wüsche, du chliises Stück Scheisse. Wenn du nur gwüsst hätsch was für e unheiligi Folg din chline ‘gschiide’ Kommentar grad het, vilicht hätsch den dis Muul ghept
Aber du hesch es nid chönne, du hesch es nid gmacht, und jetzt zaalsch de Priis, du verdammte Löli.
Ich wird Wuet über din ganze Körper schisse, und du wirsch dra versuufe.
Du bisch tot, Chind.
NOISEY. F*CK, THAT’S DELICIOUS. GAYCATION. WEEDIQUETTE. FLOPHOUSE. BALLS DEEP.
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Ellen Page, 29, best known for her Oscar-nominated role in “Juno” and recently starring in “Freeheld” with Julianne Moore, has become an advocate for L.G.B.T. rights after coming out as a lesbian in 2014. In the past year, Ms. Page developed and produced the documentary series “Gaycation” with her friend Ian Daniel. The series, created with Vice and the filmmaker Spike Jonze, the creative director of the new Viceland channel, follows Ms. Page and Mr. Daniel as they explore lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender groups around the world. Following are edited excerpts from a conversation with her.
Q. How did “Gaycation” come to be?
A. Spike Jonze is a good friend, and I was crashing at his place in New York while I was working on a movie. He said, “Hey, we’re making a network, if you have any TV ideas.” The next day I texted my idea to him and then it went really quickly. I’ve always loved travel shows so much.
Were you and Ian experienced travelers?
Myself more than Ian. Because of my job, I’ve had the great fortune of going to lots of different places. But to be honest, I haven’t had much experience as a gay traveler, so that was something new to me. Like when I was going to Tokyo to do press years ago, I wouldn’t be going to the gay district because I was very closeted. I didn’t even know it existed. So getting to experience that was awesome.
The show has a strong advocacy focus. Was that the initial plan?
The core original idea was a travel show, and to focus on L.G.B.T. culture in different places. I’m always excited when I get to watch something that represents the community I’m a part of. But, naturally, advocacy is going to be a part of it. No matter what country you’re in, you’re going to find L.G.B.T. people who are vulnerable and struggling. For me, it was also a journey of learning more about L.G.B.T. history and culture and also to demonstrate what it means to be a gay person and travel around the world.
So “Gaycation” celebrates gay travel and communities?
Totally, but it depends on the country. Like in Japan, we go to Ni-chome, the gay district in Tokyo, and then we go to Kyoto, to this Buddhist temple where they do symbolic same-sex wedding ceremonies; gay marriage isn’t legal in Japan. Ian and I wore the quote-unquote male version of the kimono and participated in the ceremony. In a place like Rio, we go to a lesbian bar, but in a place like Jamaica, gay bars don’t exist. We went to a vogueing night in New York.
Read the full interview on NYTimes
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Ellen Page || GAYCATION (ep 1)
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